Ashley: Daddy, I love you and like you.

Dave: I love and like you too.

Ashley: Daddy, can I have a hard candy?

Dave: You only said I love you and like you to get some candy!

Ashley: No I didn’t. I love and like you all the time.

Dave: Even when you’re in trouble and I get mad at you and put you in timeout?

Ashley: I still love and like you.

Dave: I love and like you always too.

[She got a piece of hard candy a few minutes later…]

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