Ashley: I don’t like boys!
Dillan: Well, I don’t like girls either!
Dave: I promise when you two get older you’ll like them.
Ashley: Did you like girls when you were little Daddy?
Dave: Not when I was little but when I got older I did.
Dillan, sounding incredulous: You did?
Dave: Yeah. In high school I chased a lot of girls.
Dillan: You chased girls? Did you catch them?
Dave: Yep! I chased girls, and sometimes I caught them, and then they became my girlfriends.
Dillan: I bet you was fast and caught lots of girlfriends.
Dave: LOL! Not that many, but I was fast enough to catch Mommy Lesa and she was my girlfriend.
Ashley: Did you keep them? Do you have bunches and bunches of girlfriends?
Dave: LOL! No. Mommy Lesa would get mad if I had girlfriends now.
Ashley: She would? Oh. How come?
Dave: Because we’re married now and she’s supposed to be the only girl I like.
Ashley: Augh! You don’t like me?
Dave: Of course I like you!
Ashley: Okay Daddy I won’t tell Mommy you like me so she doesn’t get mad at you.
Dillan: Me either.
Dave: It’s okay. She knows I like you already. She’s not mad because she likes you too.