Dillan: Daddy, my penis fell asleep.

Dave: What do you mean fell asleep?

Dillan: I was peeing and it just fell asleep and I peed on my leg.

Dave: Oh. [Laughing]

Lesa: You’re supposed to hold it and aim where you pee.

Dillan: Huh?

Lesa: Dave can show you.

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