Dave: Bruce, go get your bike.

Bruce: But a coyote might eat me..

Dave: No, you won’t be eaten. Coyotes don’t usually eat people.

Bruce: They like meat and I’m meat!

Dave: You make a good point there but I think you’ll be okay.

Dwyane: They won”t eat you that fast cause you’re too big. They will only eat a leg or something.

Dave: Right, I bet he feels better now.

Dwyane: Take some bacon and if they try to eat you give them the bacon!

Bruce: I will give them poop!

Dave: Okay, Bruce. I guess you’ll say anything to get out of doing what you’re told. I don’t care if you give them a leg, bacon or poop. Go get your bike. Now.

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