Dave: Bruce, go get your bike.
Bruce: But a coyote might eat me..
Dave: No, you won’t be eaten. Coyotes don’t usually eat people.
Bruce: They like meat and I’m meat!
Dave: You make a good point there but I think you’ll be okay.
Dwyane: They won”t eat you that fast cause you’re too big. They will only eat a leg or something.
Dave: Right, I bet he feels better now.
Dwyane: Take some bacon and if they try to eat you give them the bacon!
Bruce: I will give them poop!
Dave: Okay, Bruce. I guess you’ll say anything to get out of doing what you’re told. I don’t care if you give them a leg, bacon or poop. Go get your bike. Now.