Ashley: My baby needs her diaper changed.

Dave: Well, you better change it then.

Ashley: It’s smelly that’s how I know.

Dave: You’re being such a good mom.

Ashley: I’m not a mom!

Dave: Isn’t that your baby?

Ashley: Yeah, but Lesa is mom!

Dave: Well, good luck getting Lesa to change your baby’s diaper.

Ashley: Ah! I guess I will do it then! That’s so yucky!

Dave: Yup! Moms and dads do lots of yucky jobs.

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