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Ashley: Sometimes you throw up when you’re sick but not all the time.

Dave: Did you throw up?

Ashley: I think I did.

Dave: In the toilet?

Ashley: No. I threw up on the rug and my pants and my foot. Sometimes throw up is too fast for me.

Dave: Okay, we’ll be right there.

Ashley: I’ll wait here until the rest comes out.

Dave: Please do!

[…after finding the ONLY bucket readily available…]

Ashley, to Lesa: You gave me this purple bucket because it’s my favorite color and you love me and want me to feel better ’cause I’m sick.

Lesa: Um, yeah.

[…20 minutes later…]

Lesa: I didn’t know so much could come out of such a little girl.

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