Ashley Lynn [Moffett] Williams
Dillan to Ashley: You’re a big meanie! Ashley: You act like a girl. Dillan: You’re a liar! Ashley: Hey girlfriend. Dillan: Oh! Ashley: Girlfriend, girlfriend, girlfriend. Dillan: You’re the meanest sister in the whole world!
[Driving to daycare] Dillan to Ashley: Ashley! Get that doll away from me! That’s annoying! [Five minutes later I notice Dillan with the doll] Dave to Dillan: Dillan! Quit bothering Ashley and give her doll back. Ashley: We’re sharing Daddy. It’s Dillan’s turn playing with the doll. Dillan: Yeah, it’s Read more…
Dave, to Dwyane: Are you poopy? Dwyane: No. Dave, checking Bruce: It’s not Bruce. It must be Ashley. Ashley: I farted, but it was a quiet one so you guys didn’t hear. Dave: That explains the smell then. Dillan: Bruce and Dwyane have quiet ones too. Ashley: Dillan has loud Read more…