Kid Quote of the Day – October 8, 2014
Ashley, after falling: Dave, my legs are still sleeping.
Ashley Lynn [Moffett] Williams
Ashley, after falling: Dave, my legs are still sleeping.
Ashley: Is it tomorrow today? Dave: It won’t be tomorrow until tomorrow and then it’ll become today. Ashley: Huh? Dave: Never mind. Ashley: Oh, it will never be tomorrow!
As I was getting cut off by a car in a construction zone on Hwy 37-S in Bloomington Ashley shouted: Where is that car’s turn signal?! Get out of the way! I hate traffic! [I wonder who she learned that from?]
Ashley to Dillan: I’m talking to you. Dillan: I’m not listening to you. I’m looking at trees.
Ashley: My baby needs her diaper changed. Dave: Well, you better change it then. Ashley: It’s smelly that’s how I know. Dave: You’re being such a good mom. Ashley: I’m not a mom! Dave: Isn’t that your baby? Ashley: Yeah, but Lesa is mom! Dave: Well, good luck getting Lesa Read more…