David Ernest Williams, Adoptive Father
Ashley to Dave: If somebody’s car was pulled over they might be sick and you would help them. Or if somebody’s car was pulled over they might be out of gas and you would help them. Or if somebody’s car was pulled over they might be broken and you would Read more…
Ashley: How do the birds keep from getting wet? Dave: They stay inside trees, or under bushes, or for some birds the water runs off their feathers and keeps them dry. Ashley: How do the reindeer stay dry? [All deer are reindeer to Ashley.] Dave: They lay down under bushes and Read more…
Dillan to Dave: Do you remember when you didn’t have a beard and you were nice?
Ashley to Dave: What has a horn and what scratches you that is my favorite? Dave: A unicorn and I don’t know. Ashley: A baby cat and you are right. What can bite you and can peck you that is my favorite? Dave: A dog and I don’t know. Ashley: Read more…
[While I was driving the kids home from daycare after work, Dwyane saw a blue Jeep like Lesa’s in front of us.] Dwyane, pointing at the Jeep: Mama! Mama! Bruce: Mama! Mama! Ashley: Daddy, is that mama? Dave: No, it’s not her Jeep. Ashley, to Dwyane and Bruce: That’s not Read more…
[Picking Ashley up from daycare last night.] Ashley: I didn’t hit that kid so I could be good today. Dave: That’s great! I’m glad you didn’t. I bet that other kid is glad too! Ashley: He went into timeout but I didn’t!