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Kid Quote of the Day – October 27, 2014
Ashley: Daddy, I prayed for you to not be sick anymore. Are you feeling better? Dave: I am now.
Dave
David Ernest Williams, Adoptive Father
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Kid Quote of the Day – October 23, 2014
[Driving to daycare] Dillan to Ashley: Ashley! Get that doll away from me! That’s annoying! [Five minutes later I notice Dillan with the doll] Dave to Dillan: Dillan! Quit bothering Ashley and give her doll back. Ashley: We’re sharing Daddy. It’s Dillan’s turn playing with the doll. Dillan: Yeah, it’s Read more…
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Kid Quote of the Day – October 22, 2014
Dave, to Dwyane: Are you poopy? Dwyane: No. Dave, checking Bruce: It’s not Bruce. It must be Ashley. Ashley: I farted, but it was a quiet one so you guys didn’t hear. Dave: That explains the smell then. Dillan: Bruce and Dwyane have quiet ones too. Ashley: Dillan has loud Read more…
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Kid Quote of the Day – October 20, 2014
Dillan, while we were hauling trash: I bet the trash in the back of your truck is saying “Let us out! We don’t want to go!”
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Kid Quote of the Day – October 17, 2014
Ashley, pulling her “blankie” over her head: Daddy, you can’t find me!
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Kid Quote of the Day – October 16, 2014
Dillan: Daddy, my penis fell asleep. Dave: What do you mean fell asleep? Dillan: I was peeing and it just fell asleep and I peed on my leg. Dave: Oh. [Laughing] Lesa: You’re supposed to hold it and aim where you pee. Dillan: Huh? Lesa: Dave can show you.
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Kid Quote of the Day – October 15, 2014
Dave to Ashley: I love you so much I could hug you all day. Ashley: You’re silly. You can’t hug me all day. You have to drive us to daycare!
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Kid Quote of the Day – October 13, 2014
Ashley, after falling, said: I’ve been walking long. [She preempted me from asking if she’s been walking long.]