David Ernest Williams, Adoptive Father
2014-10-09 Open Arms Christian Ministries Monthly Report – Dillan 2014-10-09 Open Arms Christian Ministries Monthly Report – Ashley 2014-10-09 Open Arms Christian Ministries Monthly Report – Dwyane 2014-10-09 Open Arms Christian Ministries Monthly Report – Bruce
Ashley, after falling: Dave, my legs are still sleeping.
Ashley: Is it tomorrow today? Dave: It won’t be tomorrow until tomorrow and then it’ll become today. Ashley: Huh? Dave: Never mind. Ashley: Oh, it will never be tomorrow!
As I was getting cut off by a car in a construction zone on Hwy 37-S in Bloomington Ashley shouted: Where is that car’s turn signal?! Get out of the way! I hate traffic! [I wonder who she learned that from?]
Ashley: My baby needs her diaper changed. Dave: Well, you better change it then. Ashley: It’s smelly that’s how I know. Dave: You’re being such a good mom. Ashley: I’m not a mom! Dave: Isn’t that your baby? Ashley: Yeah, but Lesa is mom! Dave: Well, good luck getting Lesa Read more…
Ashley: I gave my baby some milk. Dave: That was nice of you. Was she crying? Ashley: Yes, but now she is napping. Dave: What is your baby’s name? Ashley: It is Lesa, like Mommy’s name. Dave: Lesa is a nice name.
Dillan to Dave: There’s a huge spider in the bathroom on the toilet! I didn’t run because I’m scared it’s going to kill me. I ran because I thought you would want to know.
[While riding bikes Dillan crashed into Ashley causing them both to wreck.] Ashley to Dillan: You be careful! You crashed into me and you got a big bike and my bike is only a little big and your bike is really fast and my bike is only a little fast Read more…
Ashley: It’s not fair. Dave: What’s not fair? Ashley: That I can’t watch George. [Curious George on the PBS App on my phone.] Dave: Well, so sorry you feel that way. Ashley: But I want to! Dave: I want a million dollars. Ashley: Me will get a million dollars and Read more…