David Ernest Williams, Adoptive Father
Dillan: Daddy Dave, I can scream like a little girl. Dave: Well don’t! Why would you want to scream like a little girl? Ashley: Because he heard me scream like a little girl and he liked it and he wants to scream like me. Dillan: No. I scream lower than Read more…
Dillan: Daddy, I farted in the Jeep this morning. Four times! Dave: You did? Is that why it was so foggy out? Dillan: The fog made me fart? Dave: No, your fart made a cloud of fart fog. Dillan: So that is what fog is made of! Why doesn’t it Read more…
Ashley: Is it Thursday yet? Dave: No, it’s only Monday but it feels like Thursday already. Ashley: Ohh!!!. It’s always Monday! I wish it was Wednesday! I don’t know how to say Saturday.
Ashley: I really, really, really, really, really, really, really love you AND I really, really, really, really, really, really, really like you.
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Ashley, going into speech therapy: Are you going with me? Dave: Yes. No need to be afraid. Ashley: You can say that again. [ … a few seconds later … ] Ashley: YOU CAN SAY THAT AGAIN! Dave: Oh, okay. No need to be afraid. Ashley: Okay Daddy.
Dillan: I don’t want to go out because the sun is yellow. Dave: So, you don’t want to go to the park? Dillan: The park? Yeah! I didn’t know we was going to the park! Dave: But the sun will still be yellow. How come you want to go out Read more…
[DISCLAIMER: Gross content follows!] Ashley: Sometimes you throw up when you’re sick but not all the time. Dave: Did you throw up? Ashley: I think I did. Dave: In the toilet? Ashley: No. I threw up on the rug and my pants and my foot. Sometimes throw up is too Read more…
Dillan, who doesn’t like eggs, commenting on my breakfast: Your eggs smell funny and taste bad. Dave: I don’t think they smell and besides, not everything that smells bad, tastes bad. Dillan: Like what? Dave: Well, like cheese or cabbage. Ashley: I smell bad and taste good.