David Ernest Williams, Adoptive Father
Ashley, who loves and wants a rabbit: Did you see that bunny!?! Dave: Yes, but that kind of rabbit you can’t pick up and pet. Dillan: Yeah, that rabbit will kill you and eat you up! Ashley: Ohh!!!!
Dillan: Wow Daddy! Did you hear that car? Dave: Yes, he wants everyone to look at his car. Dillan: When I grow up my truck will be very very very very very very very very very very very very very … very very very very very very very very very Read more…
Dillan: You need to buy a new house Ashley: ‘Cause this one’s too small!
Singing Happy Birthday to Dwyane and Dwyane blowing out candles on his 2nd birthday.
Dillan: You like that truck Daddy? Dave: Yes I do. Dillan: I buy you that truck. A blue one. Ashley, in the background: Me buy Mommy a pink one.
Ashley: You and mommy are very old and will die soon. Me be very sad. Me will climb on me bed and wait for you to come back!
“Rrrhhhaaaaaaallllllllllkkkkkk” – what Bruce said when he walked up to me and barfed banana and Cheerios on my shirt and pants while I was getting ready for work. He just smiled, laughed, and walked away…
Dillan, during breakfast, out of nowhere: Mommy pooped Bruce out. Dave: Well, that would explain a lot.