Dillan Levi [Moffett] Williams
Dillan to Dave: There’s a huge spider in the bathroom on the toilet! I didn’t run because I’m scared it’s going to kill me. I ran because I thought you would want to know.
[While riding bikes Dillan crashed into Ashley causing them both to wreck.] Ashley to Dillan: You be careful! You crashed into me and you got a big bike and my bike is only a little big and your bike is really fast and my bike is only a little fast Read more…
Ashley to Dillan: Let’s play “Mom and Dad” and I will be mom and you can be dad and Bruce and Dwyane can be babies. Dillan: I don’t want to be a dad. Ashley: Ah! You get to yell and get the kids in trouble when they are bad. Dillan: Read more…
Dillan: Stop! Don’t say that! Why did you say I have pretty underwear? Ashley: I didn’t. I said I have pretty underwear.
Dillan: Daddy Dave, I can scream like a little girl. Dave: Well don’t! Why would you want to scream like a little girl? Ashley: Because he heard me scream like a little girl and he liked it and he wants to scream like me. Dillan: No. I scream lower than Read more…
Dillan: Daddy, I farted in the Jeep this morning. Four times! Dave: You did? Is that why it was so foggy out? Dillan: The fog made me fart? Dave: No, your fart made a cloud of fart fog. Dillan: So that is what fog is made of! Why doesn’t it Read more…